notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

Looking for badasses? Here’s one. Mrs Holmes was a genius in her field, field that is usually considered to be very uncommon for women to be into. She freely gave up possibly a very promising career for her family while her husband never dared to question her choice because he is “a bit of a moron himself” but considers this free choice of raising her children instead of concentrating on her career something that makes her incredibly attractive. The man is in love with her brain as well as her heart. One of her sons is in charge of “the security of the free world”. She only raises and eyebrow when he talks back at her and makes both of her grown up sons turn into 5-year-olds when she catches them doing something forbidden.

(Source: halloawhatisthis)

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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(Source: disowns)

princesscutenessxo:

adaddyslittledevil:

Please don’t yell at me. I’m a delicate baby flower and all my petals will fall off if you yell at me. And I will probably cry.

Literally me

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

egberts:

*throws a rock at your window* *the rock bounces back and hits me in the head*

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra

flirtytwink:

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

(Source: jonasbruhs)

pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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(Source: timanderic)

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

"sister, that’s fashion"

and just walked away

  1. Camera: LG Electronics VX-9200

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

  • person: how long does it take to get there?
  • me: 3 songs